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RANT: WHY I QUIT BUYING COMICS

BY HANK TEMPO

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About the title of this piece: I’ve hardly quit buying comics. I have stopped buying them regularly. While, less than a week ago, I snatched up Ben Katchor’s Julius Knipl: Real Estate Photographer on sale, I also haven’t been in a comic store in a month—the longest I’ve gone since I started collecting in 1989.

Still, just because you haven’t been into a bookstore in a long time doesn’t mean that you don’t read anymore. However, reading comics is very much a weekly event for many people; it includes regular trips to comic stores.

Not for me. Not anymore.

There are so many directions for me to go in with this piece that I’m afraid, for you, the reader, it will certainly be a rant—disjointed and all over the place. “Why I Quit Buying Comics” lacks the drive and direction of anything under the heading, “essay.”

It would have made much more sense for me to quit in high school, or just before I entered college. Socially, it would have made a hell of a lot more sense. However, I’m happy to say this isn’t a social decision. I’m not embarrassed to read comics—Paul Pope, as many of you may already know, is the easiest to read in public—and I don’t feel to old for them. In fact, this past year has been a benchmark for comics. From David Boring and Jimmy Corrigan to Maakies and Snake ‘n Bacon, there are many reasons for me to keep reading. I’m certainly not about to stop reading comics.

So, why did I quit? It’s not that I don’t have the money for comics. I do—relatively. I can always buy fewer comics or buy comics less often. It was a combination of lack of time—books that I bought in September sit half-read—and other burgeoning interests, which, I admit, I would much rather give my time, money and constant attention. By and large, these interests are travel and love— at its best the latter includes the former. Furthermore, when I did find the time to sit down and read the books that I was interested in, I was becoming more and more disappointed. Many of the serialized books that I enjoy— including The Authority, Hellblazer, Optic Nerve and Deadenders— were hitting the same point issue in and issue out. And each time this happened the point had less of an impact. Imagine: the thrill of books like Optic Nerve (which I was in awe of when I first read it) and Deadenders (which for its first few issues, I, too, foolishly thought would be the next flagship Vertigo book) was being lost. This is a criticism that is often being leveled at David Lapham; however, he is one of my exceptions.

Lapham’s work has had the lasting impression on me that Superman is supposed to have on a child. For the time being, I’m not ready to let go of Stray Bullets or Murder Me Dead because they are more than comics to me. They are my childhood, or rather my adolescence, or maybe my early teen years. I also have every intention of picking up the final THB6 and, likely, more of Pope’s work. However, more and more, I will wait for the trade paperbacks. While I will walk into a store on the day that a Lapham book is released, I can wait for Vertigo to collect Pope’s 100%. I will probably read Planetary— which continues to go way beyond what we should expect of modern comics in the way that it picks apart genre fiction—until I reach the next logical stopping point. But instead of trying my luck at Greg Rucka’s Batman or anymore of Brian Michael Bendis’s work, which quickly became absurdly redundant, I will sit down and read From Hell again. And then Alec and Hicksville. Because I want to be a powerful critic of comics—something that multiple readings of important works, as well as some time away from comic shops, will afford me.

I feel I can do more of my part to save comics by stopping my eleven-year relationship with them. There are plenty of reasons for each of us to stop buying comics, each of you should consider these before you rebuke this idea, and then you should remind yourself of the reason to continue reading them—they’re there as well. A few:

1. It wasn’t until I went to school in Boston and discovered Kenmore Square’s Comicopia that I realized how wide the talent pool in comics is. For that, I’m not about to start buying my comics in a filthy bookstore that has the most modern of the postmodern genres in the humor section.

2. The mainstream press’ attention to independent comics—thanks to Pantheon Books, although Joe Sacco is probably the most deserving of the attention—gives independent creators hope for the future. The market for smaller books is bigger while everyone and their sexually-molested cousin seems to be coming to the realization that superhero comics are utter shit.

3. People are finally coming to their senses when it comes to original graphic novels over serialized pamphlets.

4. Everything Eisner has done is slowly coming back into print.

There are more—I’m sure of it—however, my inability to list anything else of worth is probably part of the reason that I’ve gotten out of this racket. That and no one likes my idea for Charlie Parker Comics.
Unfortunately, I’m better at coming up with the list of reasons to stop reading comics, which we’ll call—for the sake of Savant’s goal—reasons to change comics:

1. Think of where DC’s superhero line was two years ago and where it is now.

2. A decent monthly anthology doesn’t exist.

3. Yes, they are too expensive. Much too expensive.

4. You could be reading Midnight’s Children.

5. Snake ‘n Bacon did not get the mainstream attention of the two big Pantheon books.

6. Garth Ennis hasn’t shined outside of Preacher in years and now Preacher is over.

7. No one seems to be able to get Manga and Anime fans to read American comics. I honestly fear that the marketing people in comics spend their days beating their heads against cinderblocks. (The X-Men bit is equally ridiculous.)

8. That Sin City trade paperback released last month. Up next: The Dark Knight Returns Returns. (sic)

I’ll stop there. I consider it quite a low point in comics. But I’m just angry and annoyed and the change isn’t coming fast enough—nothing is getting saved just yet. What is this? The year-end issue? Hell, I know Fraction is saying that we’ll look back at 2000 as the next 1986. Still, I say: better luck this year.

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